william burton henline

question: why do you have a FAQ page?

wbh: why are you reading it?

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question: in all seriousness, what's your favorite piece of theatre you've worked on?

wbh: probably a christmas carol. i've done other things on a bigger scale than a reading, of course, but just the fact that it helped bring in toys for children in need really made it special to me, along with the fact i was working with so many friends at christmas.

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question: i understand you have a theory involving world war two and a certain action hero. can i hear it?

wbh: sure. the fact is, there's no way the german army was going to win the second world war. if you break down the amount of tank divisions they had to devote to indiana jones alone, it's a losing proposition. i could write an entire journal article on this, and probably will when i get done answering these questions.

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question: will you buy me dinner?

wbh: are you pretty and/or intelligent?

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question: is this the last question?

wbh: is it ever the last question? yes. yes it is.